All I can say today is...

Friends can be such a mixed blessing. Just try to throw a party sometime, and you'll find out.

Well, it's been awhile again... so here are more of my patented attacks on the "vertically challenged", in the form of my:

Midget Haikus

Tiny, his name is
His dribbling skills respected
He cannot slam dunk

Small with huge afro
He walks the dark streets alone
One badass midget

Dwarf am I, says he
Little Person if you care
I make midgets mad

Angry, his mask gone
The Loser he stands alone
Mexican dwarf fights

A twig snaps outside
The wind rustles in the trees
Midget death squad comes

Hunger in the morn
Loves, the bread it cannot reach
Hates, tall man with toast

The small urinal
Only one, no more there are
I make midget wait

A yard sale I have
Midgets they arrive and browse
Garanimals sold

The rollercoaster
Riders laughing happily
A midget flew out

Cornered in alley
Midgets approach, bats in hand
More in the clown car